2007.11.21
Fuck Nice Guys: Assholes in Disguise
I have no sympathy for nice guys. They're whiny sons of bitches. Most of all they're whiny over shit that's already in their face. They don't realize they're more than always doing the same crap they whine about girls doing. Girls supposedly go for "assholes." What do these nice guys do that we should pity them for? They go for the girls GOING FOR THE ASSHOLES and most obviously since they're fixated on assholes they're MOST LIKELY NEVER GOING TO LOOK YOUR DIRECTION stupid nice guys! Girls who like assholes then always whine about how they wish they could find guys like the nice guys. The nice guy goes home and cuts his wrists because he can't believe how stupid his friend who he secretly wants to fuck is.
Well I'll introduce you to the girl who's always been on the other side. ME. I never really cared too much for assholes. Like who the fuck wants an idiot who's only nice to you depending on the circumstances. They're womanly. Not as womanly as nice guys are, but being erratic with your emotions is damn womanly. So for me, what always happens to me? Long story short. Shit always blows up in my face. I'M THE FUCKER THE NICE GUY ALWAYS WHINES TO. Hearing their goddamn sob stories, being told all this bullshit just to feel sorry for them. "I don't know if you care but " - "If anyone cares" - "Please don't respond to this I just wanted to let all my emotions out and pour them on you to make you feel bad just so I'd know that you're pitying me because I live on that shit now let me go back to that one girl who doesn't even know I exist and then I'll come back and dump my shitty feelings on you but like don't reply plz okay?" Once I open my mouth the next second I blink I find out that the "nice guy" already left - most likely to pursue their "asshole lovin'" friend.
But thanks to double standards - no one ever speaks of the other side. Nice guys make themselves come off as loving compassionate men. Well maybe they are, but they like to target their "love" and "affection" elsewhere - where it's not needed. Where it's not wanted. But no, they must keep up their hope that one day they will get noticed by that girl with the big tits or some shit that all the guys check out. Much like how girls aim for guys with status and money - it seems to me that guys just aim for women who have status among the men as a good looking bitch. OMFG BITCH PARADEZ. That girl right next to them, the one who they check out other women to and tell them who they think is hot and shit...what her? Who the fuck is she?
Oh of course the funniest thing I find about nice guys is their hypocrisy. They aim for the most gorgeous women out there (supposedly) that all the guys want to fuck. They speak in a pitiful tone "...I know I'm not the best looking or strongest guy out there...but I'd treat them so much better than that asshole." If a girl is good looking and spends her time to shave legs, fix her hair (WHICH IS NOT AN EASY PROCESS), put make-up, wear different stylish clothes every day of the week, it's only natural she's going to aim the good looking guy who also fixes himself up. Just like how the nice guys always want drop dead gorgeous girls, they'll of course go for the polished guys. Can I say I'm the same? Well at least know a damn thing or two about personal hygiene.
It sucks always being there for someone, living life like some charity case. Oh I can keep on giving to others, I just better be sure I remember that I'm living life like a fuckin' charity - give but ye shall not get anything in return. (Not unless the sob stories are my gifts - then damn.) No the "maybe if I just wait around and then MAYBE they'll realize how valuable I am to them" trick doesn't work either. From my experience, I'll forever remain on pending. Then like one of those shitty downloads the closest I'll get is 90% then BAM - download corrupted. Start from the beginning again. But just remember that it's futile and you should just give the fuck up. The shittiest thing ever, they most likely won't even notice you disappeared, they're too caught up pursuing their asshole loving woman just fantasizing that one day (that'll never come) when they get to bed this "perfect woman" - and marry her too! "She'll realize in time - I KNOW SHE WILL! What that girl right next to me? ...She's more like a sister or something...I don't know." Oh I'm sure this is how the nice guy feels too when he thinks about that woman he'll never obtain.
The idiotic woman the nice guy pines for takes the nice guy for advantage. I usually end up getting taken for advantage by the nice guy. But of course I put an end to that shit. Put some fuckers on the blacklist. Unfortunately for a woman there aren't really too many options outside of that barrier. Tons of women, that must all be molded into size 0 waists, The "Do ____ and I might give a fuck about you." But then once you think you got one thing down you're told that there's many more flaws to your programming and you must update your data and model a bit. Hey while talking about that, why don't you become a model so I can brag! Nothing is better than looking good in photoshopped pictures!
Oh yes pressure is up there. There's so much pressure to look like...shit. I'm no size zero, that's the last thing I want to be. I'm fine being around the 5/6 range I don't want to be any higher than that and I don't feel the need to be any lower than that. And I'm fucking human, I'm not going to go eat carrot sticks when I want chocolate, I'm going to eat a fucking brownie if I want. If people are going to pressure women to all be size 0's with C-cup tits then I demand all men have the body built of Mario Lopez. But of course that's unrealistic and not all men have the time to be sculpting their bodies into that. I separate fantasy from reality. I'm not going to bash someone just because they don't look like that. I really could care less. One thing people get too caught up in is molding someone into somebody else. It's like plastic surgery. After you fix that "one problem" it just leads to other minuscule shit. What's the point of striving for perfection when you know damn well you'll never find them perfect visually. Just shut the fuck up and accept the flaws. Especially when it's something minor. Dammit. It's the exact same thing they whine about - don't want what's right in front of you? Fine, go back to your perfect asshole loving woman who's probably having an orgy without you right now.
Reality at times bites so damn much.
Oh and don't go looking at me like I'm crazy. Nice guys who seriously considered themselves nice guys - the ones that said they fit the description and the whole shebang have SERIOUSLY said to me before they wish they could find someone like me. Because yeah y'know, having ovaries, tits, and whatnot wasn't any greater definition that I'm actually a woman. Now yes I admit that I'm not well polished as far as mannerisms go, as well as my language, and other bullshit - but yeah - good luck to me dammit. Good luck to me.
And here I am in the same spot of the nice guy.
What the fuck do I gotta do to make a guy see me and only me without having to hear him whine about past romances, check out other girls IN MY FACE, demand me to be a certain size - why can't I be treated like the way they treat their asshole lovin' women they love so much? Why can't I be put on a fucking pedestal? What the hell do I have to do?
Become an asshole? Treat them like shit? Fuck their best friend? Insert something stupid here?
And the cycle continues. No one is happy.