2007.03.05
Era of Womanly Men
When I was growing up I didn't really grow up with any manly figures I could look up to or depend on. Some girls are lucky and at least have that helping hand to rely on. Whenever I was in a tough spot I had to pull my own weight and get myself out of the mud myself. No moe shit for me, I didn't have that. Worst of all I had to grow up being the man because I was always surrounded by guys too pansy to act like their fucking sex. Honestly I've even considered playing for the other team several times but then I came to a realization that I am only attracted to men. Masculine men. Qualities that men SHOULD have but don't have. I think about Conan the Barbarian, Guts from Berserk, Arngrim from Valkyrie Profile, Ryu from Street Fighter - THEY ARE MEN. But why does it have to be that way? How come manly men have to be nothing more than fiction now?
What the hell is wrong with men today, why are they so fucking girly? Its sad, when I look back I haven't really met any manly men in my life before. Probably about one. But when I was a kid I'll admit, I was an idiot. I stupidly passed up that manly guy for the pretty guys. And now as the years gone by, I find myself pining for someone like him. I can't believe I let that go by. While manly men like him are rare, there is an abundance of men that act like women and come in many different shapes and sizes.
First off TEH EMO
"OMG MY LYPHE SUCKS I HATE MYSELF I WANT TO DIE. COUNTER CLOCKWISE JAB ATTACK STAB MYSELF."
Not let me get into a list that these fucktards actually have that many others don't:
- TWO PARENTS. THEIR BIOLOGICAL PARENTS.
- Allowance
- FRIENDS
- A roof over their heads
- Usually live in the peaceful suburbs
- HAVEN'T BEEN THROUGH SHIT. But they create shit to angst about.
And most of all, a great deal of these emo shits actually have girlfriends. Its the same for emo women too, they whine about how everything sucks yet they actually have boyfriends that care about them. They're actually with them because they like them, not because they have nice tits or anything, they're with them because they care. You know how rare it is to find men like that? But anyway, back on the topic of emo men.
Where does the angst come from? While I was out at KFC a couple weeks ago I actually saw a fucking emo waiting for a train to come and run him over. I'm damn sure his life is anything but as bad as those kids that live in 3rd world countries. Some kids as young as 7 years old have to support their families. True story, some dickless man left his wife and eight kids, probably to just fuck over another woman. A 7 year old boy realizing he was the oldest man in the family woke up one day and realized he had to support his WHOLE family by himself. Not once do you see that kid bitch. He doesn't know of luxuries like going to school, growing up with his biological parents, or just simply being a kid. He had to throw all of that away just to support his family, shit he probably only gets 4-25 fucking cents a day. Yet we have idiots that angst, bitch, moan, and lock themselves in their room just because of something stupid - I don't know, mommy and daddy not giving me allowance today, mommy and daddy won't let me use their credit card to order fagwear online, or grounding me for not doing the laundry or some fagshit.
Ugh. And what's with their tights? Yes if any of you do remember me saying, I do like guys in tights. I have all this useless knowledge in wrestling since to me, wrestling was the equivalent of seeing women mud fight in bikinis. I watch ice skating just to see men in tights, I don't condone bullfighting, but once again awesome men in tights. I have no interest in football however, but football players thats another story. I also always pick Raphael Sorel even though he sucks, simply because he has a great ass and looks good in tights. I like Vega because he can jump on the cage of his stage and prance around with that awesome ass in tights. Tights and cravats? Always a good combination. You get the idea. But these emo men...I don't see a man wearing tights. Its nothing at all like seeing a football player. Its like they're wearing their little sister's pants just to be different. And believe me, these men don't have the ass or thighs to be wearing tights. COVER YOUR ASS. You're as offensive as those bony girls that go to their special skinny clothes stores and dress provocative yet tight pants are baggy on them.
Nice Guys
These guys aren't all too different from the emo crowd, granted they're less whiny. But still they're whiny, just not as whiny and suicidal as the emo crowd. Though they do lack something that emo guys lack, a girlfriend.
Now if you're genuinely a nice guy, I have nothing against you. Andre Grandier, that man is the epitome of nice guy. Rose of Versailles got to me so bad that I make sure to never overlook a genuine nice guy. But the majority of nice guys out there just use that as a shield. I'd know better than anyone, I've been fucked over by them the most. Because I'm an idiot, I've never been attracted to assholes. I do the mistake of always falling for the nice guy.
Well I can bring up some of my own experiences. Cut to the chase, one of the nice guys I dated cheated on me. Yet when I look at his myspace I see him all whiny and angsty about not having a girlfriend. He rambles on about how he'd make the perfect boyfriend and would never hurt his woman. Oh bitch please. Another guy I was involved with, I dived head first into his nice guy bitch fests. The thing with nice guys is that secretly inside, the majority of them are actually assholes. I don't remember how it all went down but it ended ugly. When I look at his myspace I see him throwing around his "nice guy" shit again and he says that he's never had a girlfriend before. I had no idea how badly I got played. Because before me there was another girl he was with. But she seemed to use him, while I genuinely did care about him. But now that we're over with I see he replaced me with a new younger version. For the past four years I've never really had any friends like I did in Japan. Friendship isn't something I'd easily throw away and replace. He always whined to me like he had it so bad but he could just start over his nice guy shit like that? A lot of guys market themselves as nice guys. But being as hypocritical as they are, they're worse than assholes.
And another thing that pisses me off about nice guys is their insecurity. Now that's one obvious reason why girls are more attracted to assholes (not including myself, I despise assholes more than anything) - they have confidence. You don't see assholes running around "Oh...she won't like me...I'm -insert every single goddamn fault they have there- we just aren't made for each other." One of the main things that amuses me about nice guys - they tend to just go for idiotic girls. You know, your drama would probably fucking end if you'd stop making drama yourself by chasing the idiotic women who never close their legs. I've yet to meet a nice guy who DOESN'T secretly have a woman or two on the side that want them. The thing is, they're as stupid and blind as the women they bitch about - they don't notice.
It really is hard to find a genuine nice guy out there. If I were to put myself in any of the stereotypes, I'd consider myself a nice guy. I see men and women dive headfirst into shit that wouldn't happen if they just had common sense. The most annoying thing of all is having to comfort those stupid sons of bitches when the asshole pisses them off. You tell them that the asshole is a fucking idiot yet they get angry at you for insulting the love of their lives and they try to disguise their problems. By far the dumbest I've heard "HE'S NOT SPOILED AND IMMATURE! ...he's just stupid...he'll learn" Fuck you, they're all the same thing and he'll never learn. Inside you're just like "fine, go ahead and just fuck yourself over - just don't come back whining to me about your shit." but sadly if you truly care about the person (I'm not just speaking about romantic relationships, but like if you're friends with these people and such) you can't just turn your back on them. But yeah, sometimes if I feel that if I had a fucking sledgehammer I'd knock some common sense into these people.
Assholes
At least the majority of emos know they're girly fags. These idiots ACT like women unintentionally. They think acting difficult will make them look badass. It just makes you look like a woman with PMS.
"OMGWTF I CAN'T BE CAUGHT ACTING NYCE, I'M GONNA GO FUCK THINGS UP AND ACT DIFFICULT FOR NO REASON. I'M A BADASS, I'M AN ASSHOLEZ. BUT REALLY I'M JUST A FAGSHIT THAT PLAYS THE ASSHOLE ROLE AND ACTS ON CUE!"
These idiots go around insulting everyone for no damn reason because they think its badass. Though I've yet to meet an "Asshole" who didn't get offended when you shit talk them back. When you shit talk them back they get all whiny and defensive, much like the kind of women named Shaniqua that go around calling every single girl out there "bitch ass hoes." Once someone calls them a bitch back they get all whiny and defensive like "oh no she did-en" when know shit someone was going to attack you back, you fucking started it. Now me, I'm pretty much an all around nice person. But if you repeatedly keep throwing shit at me for no reason, I'm like anyone else out there. Insult someone? Prepare to be insulted back. Now assholes that go around parading that they're emotionless shitfaces I normally regard them as people with no emotions just as they claim. They brag about being men so much so I normally think that throwing an insult or two at them won't hurt. No, these idiots are more whiny than the emo crowd. You insult them back they wonder what they did wrong to deserve such an insult. Worst of all they demand respect despite not ever respecting anyone.
Now I may not be attracted to assholes but I sure as hell attract them for some unknown reason. Nothing is like an asshole telling you that he genuinely gives a fuck about you but then they take it back the next and repeat the process. They act like women. Its like "On Monday I like you but on Tuesday I hate you." If I wanted to date an angsty emotional woman, I'd go date an actual woman. Not some stupid asshole who's more feminine than I am.
Go fuck yourselves pansy women.
Prissy Metrosexuals
While I wouldn't limit this to just metrosexuals, there's another line of men that act like women. The kind that care about physical appearance to the point that its extreme. Me? I could give a shit what someone wears, all I care about is that they take showers and look best in their B-day suit. But these idiots, they're the kind that waste $300 on sneakers that look like shit, hundreds on hoodies that look like they could've been made with a 10 dollar fruit of the loom shirt, get expensive haircuts, and most of all insult people like no other just because their fashion isn't up to par with them. One way to automatically loose points with me - randomly pick people apart by shit talking about them behind their back about how bad they dress. Maybe they don't give a shit about fashion? Ever think of that? Like let's take Ryu from Street Fighter. He's been wearing the same ugly ass gi for the whole series. Fucker doesn't even wear shoes. (though he did in the first game) Does he give a damn? No, he's not some prissy shit, all he cares about is fighting. That guy would rather fight ninjas instead of shop for clothes. Me, I'd pick a badly dressed country boy with a great body over the girly skinny fag with all the designer clothes and shit anyday. Some of these idiots even spend their mommy and daddy's hard earned cash just to buy clothes that look like shit. Its okay if you want to be an idiot and waste your own money on stupid shit. While I think spending hundreds on clothes you're going to wear casually is the epitome of stupidity I can't say I'm any better myself. I waste money on comic books, art supplies, and video games. But spending other people's money to look pretty? You deserve to be bitchslapped.
I also never understand how these guys insult someone thats lower classed than them. You know, like the kids in high school that had to work a part time job (minimum wage most likely) to support their family or some shit. I'd be more likely to respect the kid that knows how to pull his weight instead of the well dressed fucktard that gets daddy to buy all his clothes for him. While the kid may be working minimum wage at least he's fucking doing something. Not just looking for fashion tips on MTV or fucking Godfather and trying to emulate it and act as if they were the people on TV.
Out of any guys out there I'd say the prissiest are Asian guys. Those fucking guys actually pluck their eyebrows and shave their legs and try to boast on about being manly the next. Since coming back to the states no one has commented about my eyebrows or anything. Back when I first moved to Guam I was getting verbally bitchslapped by boys left and right for the most prissiest shit ever. Maybe it'd be different if they were whining about unshaved armpits or hairy legs, but they whined about my fucking eyebrows. Who the fuck looks at eyebrows. Its only okay if you're Minami Yoshiya. He can still do all of that shit and come off as a man. But then again what am I saying, he rarely even wears clothes.
Don't even get me started on the idiotic 5'3 Asian guys there that complained about me being short. I know I'm fucking short, I deal with it, I don't give a damn. But being short to Asian guys, its like dating a pimply tall skinny bitch in American standards - Ain't gonna happen. Its always amusing how non-Asian men who are often 5'11 and above could give a shit I'm short. Asian guys who aren't that tall them selves whine about it like its some kind of fucking disease. Also since I've been here no one has ever commented about my height. Funny, because back when I was in Guam I was lucky if I could go a day without someone commenting about it. While I'm not offended by it since it is the truth, I am a fucking midget. Its just annoying to have that obvious shit shoved down your throat everyday, though its funny at the same time being bitched around by 5'3 guys. Then again I have a feeling the reason why Asian guys bitch so much is because they're ashamed of something that might be a little too short down there. Fucking insecure women.
If there's anything that could be said about the deteriorating quality of men these days:
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAN THE FUCK UP.
(2008.03.31 COMMENT - Wow I mentioned Yoshiya Minami? I forgot all about him. I must've been badly obsessed with pRon back then.)