2006.09.04
My Real Life Encounter with Sae Kashiwagi
(The following is an old post from one of my blogs)
Long rant ahead talking about one of the dumbest chickenheads I ever met in my life. It was like this girl wanted to suck my nuts, yet she hated me. Weird.
Because everyone literally has a myspace I came across this one girl's myspace that I knew from long ago. Yeah I've talked about her sometimes in the past because that bitch really left an impact in my life. By far she was one of the most confusing people I've met in my life. For you peach girl readers, she was my Sae Kashiwagi. Sae wanted to corrupt Momo because she was pretty, had fashion sense, and two of the cutest boys in school wanted to knock her up. Yeah I can make sense out of that. But this girl? (who I will refer to as "Sae") She was well dressed, had perfect hair, was popular, and boys wanted to jump her dick. As for me, at these times I didn't give a fuck about looking pretty. It was a waste of time in my book. I was a hardcore video game/anime/japanophile at this time and that's where all my time and money went into. It's completely understandable why Sae would want to corrupt Momo, she's a threat because she's sexiful. Me? Why the fuck would you want to corrupt me? I looked like a boy at these times, had a "look my way and I'll beat your ass" reputation (when I was absent once, a rumor even spread that I was in juvenile hall for punching someone's face in), and was also a self proclaimed nerd that didn't give a fuck about what anyone had to say. In short, I was feared. You'd only fuck with me if you were the ignorant new kid that didn't know how things ran in that school. Like take this one idiot for example who thought it'd be funny to insult my mom. While he was mouthing off about how my mom was stupid I punched that fucker in the stomach. No, I didn't reply to his insults. My fist told his gut what I thought about him shit talking my mom. And he cried like a bitch on the spot. He knew better than to fuck with me again.
Well anyway back to this girl. For some reason she feared me. Maybe it was the influence I had on people. She even tried stealing boys I had interest in for herself, except I was asexual at these times. I didn't give a damn about romantic relationships with boys. I remember one time she asked me "what would you do if a boy told you he liked you?" I replied "I'd beat him up." >:D Knowing that she couldn't steal any boys I had interest in due to not having any romantic interests in anyone in the first place she tried to rob my friends from me. But they were so loyal they didn't give a fuck what she had to say about me. On days I was absent they told me how all she did was talk shit about me behind my back about how all I do is wear the same clothes but different color all the time. And that was true. But being pretty was a waste of time to me. So knowing that she couldn't take away my friends she tried to one-up me. She tried getting into my interests.
Now what the hell. She then made sure that her aunts and shit would buy her all the latest Sailor Moon merchandise. She even tried getting into video games for fuck's sake. I remember we even got into a long conversation about Street Fighter. She kept telling me it sucked, and I was like bitch please, of course it sucks you're playing the bullshit movie version. Not the "REAL" street fighter. Man, she even invited me to her birthday party once, it was Sailor Moon themed. Little did I know it was a set up. She didn't invite my loyal friends at all and she instead invited all of her close friends. I was simply there to be made fun of. But my pride was so high at the time I didn't give a fuck. We played some game and I recall one question "Who do you think spends the less money on clothes" and everyone voted me. I thought it was ridiculous (and still do till this day) because what's the use on spending so much money on clothes? Now I know I'm contradicting myself because buying expensive clothing was all I did during my ko-gal days. All the clothes I bought back then have torn and look like shit. Now spending a lot on a purse, gown, dress, jacket, something that you aren't going to wear on a normal basis - understandable. But doing that for everything you wear? Idiot.
While I did reign over her for one year, I fell the next school year. I was slowly changing into an emo mother fucker. And one simple line seemed to fuck up my friendship with one girl that I was good friends with the other year so Miss Sae finally got what she wanted. At those times I didn't know how overemotional girls were. I got a hint about how overemotional they were a year ago from Sae because I never complimented her clothes or hair. (Yep, totally raised as a man these times) One day I referenced an All That episode and called my friend a "BIG BABY." Yeah, that was the tip of the iceberg. For the following months I was then hated by the popular group and supposedly jealous of my friend because she had a boyfriend. (WHO WAS USING HER! HAH! EAT THAT BITCH!)
I learned quick and just befriended the girl that was a loner instead. Sae was having the time of her life those days and she had fun making fun of my clothes. I didn't quite comprehend sarcastic compliments at those times and I recall one time she kept going "NICE OUTFIT!" and I thought it was a genuine compliment till my new friend informed me. O_O Well a couple months later the girl finally forgives me and realizes she was just overreacting and everyone starts to forgive me, everyone except Sae. So no, she didn't get the last laugh because her friends even started to comment about how she should forgive me, especially since I didn't even do anything to her. Well the grade year ended and I was slated to move to Las Vegas the coming summer. She continued to hate me with a passion (over nothing) up until I left. I recall one time we even came across each other at a store and once she saw me she totally walked the other way in disgust.
So fast-forward to the present. For a moment you窶囘 probably mistake her for a hot girl till you look closely. Yep, she hasn窶冲 changed, still one of those 窶廬 look hot twenty feet away, fugly up close窶 kind of girls. It窶冱 sad to know that someone who brought so much grief to my life is living a perfect life. She has a boyfriend who genuinely gives a fuck about her. Friends. All that other bullshit that makes people窶冱 lives feel complete. She stayed in California and never moved. As for me I lived around the world during that time span, moved from Las Vegas, Japan, then to Guam. In the end I have nothing. Often I wonder what it would be like had I stayed in one place 窶 I could be perfect too just like her. But on the other hand, me being an angry bitter bitch, I wouldn窶冲 have it any other way. Moving around constantly and losing friends due to moving was worth it. I may have never had a boyfriend who genuinely gave two shits about me or a big circle of friends, but I窶囘 rather travel the world alone instead of be some kind of big shit in a small town.
*cue Ryu窶冱 Street Fighter II ending theme*
THE OTHER SAE
A couple years later I ended up getting another Sae. Strangely it was a male. Now I won窶冲 get into detail with my story with him, he was stupid 窶 simple as that. He at least didn窶冲 try to get into video games and all that bullshit to one-up me in a futile nerd battle. But oddly he did try to one-up me when it came to friends and being accepted and all that other bullshit. He even went through hell and back to make sure guys that liked me hated me. 窶廱eez going through all that trouble to make sure no guys like you, does that mean he wants you for himself?窶 No, I窶冦 serious. This guy fucking hated me for no reason.
Oh wait a second, there was a reason.
I fucking punched him in the gut when he treated me like a random bitch. I really didn窶冲 take shit back then. (Of course now I do - guys these days are made of every single pansy material you can think of and will most likely press charges against you. I don窶冲 got that kind of money.) Now at the time I thought nothing of it. As usual that 窶彜HE HITS LIKE A MAN窶 crap came up, people questioning if I was actually female, him trying to hide the humiliation that some yea high girl just took away every inch of masculinity he was once known for in two seconds.
So from then on we went on a constant battle to show who was manlier. Jesus Christ, I got fucking make-up and matching shoes to worry about and he窶冱 trying to get into a dick fight with me. During our 窶廛ick Battles窶 bystanders would think we were a couple. But I窶冦 serious, he hated me. What did I think of him? Well I can窶冲 say I hated him. I pitied him though. But just to mention how angry he was at me, he even went as far as to mock me when girls mentioned he had 窶彡ute hair.窶 ...Why the fuck would I be jealous that a whale of a woman just complimented his hair and called him cute? Not only that, why the hell was he bragging to me about getting compliments from women? Was he so emasculated that he was just trying to go on living his life believing that I was a boy he lost to?
Unfortunately this story isn窶冲 anywhere near as interesting as my first Sae, but the next year he kind of backed off when I decided to end the Dick Battles. We were in the same school for about five years till I moved so periodically he tried to initiate the 窶廛ick Wars窶 again but ugh. I had much better things to do rather than get into a schlong fight about who窶冱 manlier than who. (Because we all knew it was me anyway.) I damn myself for having too much testosterone at times.